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Q: What's the definition of an accountant
A: Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

Q: What's the definition of a good tax accountant?A: Someone who has a loophole named after him.

Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

Q: What does an accountant use for birth control?A: His personality.

Q: What's an extroverted accountant?A: One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

Q: What's an auditor?A: Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.
There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who can't.

Q: What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?A: Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Q: How do you drive an accountant completely insane?A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

Q: What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?
A: Go into town and gang-audit someone.

Q: What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't
A: Depreciation.

An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night.""Have you tried counting sheep?""That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."

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